431 - Constantine

The Horror Virgin by The Horror Virgin

May 18, 202601:48:35TV & Film

"Battlefield Earth for Christians.” This week’s scariest movie is... Constantine. This film has everything: the would-be Nick Fury of the Christian Expanded Universe, John Constantine the Baptist, And your parents’ smug...

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