447 - The Monster Squad

The Horror Virgin by The Horror Virgin

Sep 7, 202601:15:15TV & Film

“Dracula is the Ted Kaczynski of this movie. I'm sick of not saying it.” This week’s scariest movie is... The Monster Squad. This film has everything: vampire-based church outreach, Frenchie-wolf breathing problems, And...

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