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“She’s got those like, have you heard the good news eyes.” This week’s scariest movie is... Saint Maud. This film has everything: Maudie Sue...
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What’s your favorite scary movie? Are you a fanatic or a fraidy-cat? Love them or loathe them? Either way, we’ve got you covered. Each week, horror fan Mikey will take Horror Virgin Todd thr...

“She’s got those like, have you heard the good news eyes.” This week’s scariest movie is... Saint Maud. This film has everything: Maudie Sue...

“He's going to treat you like a chalice.” This week's scariest movie is... Anaconda. This film has everything: Gingery Anna Jones, Serious S...

“There are two chimps inside me.” This week's scariest movie is... Primate. This film has everything: Mongoose Betrayals, capital-P prison s...

“I am ashamed of me being a person.” This week's scariest movie is... Tremors 2: Aftershocks. This film has everything: Precambrian nonsense...

“They signed the waivers. Guys, I think we’re in the clear.” This week's scariest movie is... Predators. This film has everything: chaos-gob...

“If you were a singing telegram giving this much, you’ll be promoted to manager immediately.” This week’s scariest movie is... Clue. This fi...

“Don’t you want to be friends with Terry Apple?” This week’s scariest movie is... Strange Harvest. This film has everything: bargain-bin Mar...

“You don’t eat critter veal, you monster.” This week’s scariest movie is... Critters. This film has everything: plot-farming dads, after-hou...

“I can’t believe I’m about to say this. It’s a genius plan.” This week’s scariest movie is... Snakes on a Plane. This film has everything: M...

“Who produced this? The mob." This week’s scariest movie is... The Final Destination (2009). This film has everything: Hubcapped halved hill...

“This is like, if Ron Hubbard walked outside to an alien abduction" This week’s scariest movie is... 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple. This f...

“Apparently a bunch of people make cock and ball necklaces now” This week’s scariest movie is... Scary Movie 2. This film has everything: A...

"Dying under Kevin Bacon. There's got to be worse ways to go." This week’s scariest movie is... Friday the 13th. This film has everything: k...

“He has the trigger discipline of someone who only got a $50,000 signing bonus" This week’s scariest movie is... Him. This film has everythi...

"It's like pre grave robbing. It's all the grave robbing. But no diggity" This week’s scariest movie is... Tales from the Hood. This film ha...

"I think you and I would get hosed down trying to walk up that fucking hill." This week’s scariest movie is... The Long Walk. This film has...

All you have to do is provide 90s rapper level bling and food." This week's scariest movie is... 28 Years Later. This film has everything: E...

“I just wish it wasn’t the grapefruit method" This week's scariest movie is... Bring Her Back. This film has everything: a sexy and shirtles...

"We named the dog Indy." This week's scariest movie is... Good Boy. This film has everything: Pausing for paws. WW1 pilots. And playing fetc...

"Worst. Criss. Angel. Magic trick. Ever." This week's scariest movie is... The Conjuring Last Rites. This film has everything: Egg Whites. S...

"Keep our hot cocoa hot and our ankles unclaimed." The Horror Virgin: This week's scariest movie is... Krampus. This film has everything: Sn...

“Olivia Colman, calm down.” This week's scariest movie is... Hot Fuzz. This film has everything: Ocular patdowns. A loose swan. And a the mo...

“Camp becomes like a frozen purgatorial church retreat.” This week’s scariest movie is… The Black Phone 2. This film has everything: the rea...

“You got ghosts in your blood, take cocaine about it.” This week’s scariest movie is… Frankenstein. This film has everything: A 7-foot Adoni...

“I hereby sentence you to adventure.” This week’s fog-soaked headless whodunit is... Sleepy Hollow (1999). This film has everything: CSI:179...

“this is I Know What You Did Last Summer, but with Turkey.” This week’s most carved-up holiday horror movie is... Thanksgiving (With Special...

“He’s hanging by his junk... his stomach junk, not his testicle junk.” This week’s grimiest outbreak horror movie is... Blood Quantum. This...

“It was the best of tits. It was the worst of tits.” This week’s most insane horror movie is... ThanksKilling. This film has everything: sav...

Happy Halloween HV Fam!!! Since a lot of you have been asking for this episode, we thought it might be nice for you all to hear our thoughts...

“Tommy Doyle could have just gone to therapy, but we’re glad he didn’t.” This week’s scariest horror movie is... Halloween: The Curse of Mic...

“It’s like an angsty teenager blew up because it was forced to shower.” This week’s scariest listener request movie is... Alien 3. This film...

“You might say those two guys have a hand job.” This week’s scariest meta movie is... Wes Craven’s New Nightmare. This film has everything:...

“I don’t remember A Bug’s Life having this much religion in it.” This week’s scariest horror movie is... Exorcist II: The Heretic. This film...

“All I saw was a feel-good film about an aunt who loved her nephew so much she’d stop at nothing to plan a sleepover for him.” This week’s m...

This week’s wiggiest horror movie is... Van Helsing. This film has everything: a wig that out-monsters the monsters, an electrical Wonka, An...

“This is the first time that Nicolas Cage has ever been stopped by a circle of cocaine.” This week’s nastiest toxic-boss horror movie is… Re...

“He is just shipping himself with snacks.” This week’s bougiest coffin-cruise horror movie is… The Last Voyage of the Demeter. This film has...

“This is why we shouldn’t have made women wear corsets.” This week’s prettiest fever dream is… Nosferatu. This film has everything: a naked...

“My dick is encased in wax. It’s the ultimate condom.” This week’s horniest fire hazard of a horror movie is House of Wax . This film has ev...

“He’s wearing more flair than an Applebee’s assistant manager" This week’s hungriest horror movie is… Bones and All. This film has everythin...

“I’m just impressed by the loyalty of the Funky Bunch.” This week’s most unhinged horror-thriller is… Fear . This film has everything: the u...

"You're the hottest person at your college and dumb enough to get kidnapped." This week’s most scariest horror movie is I Still Know What Yo...

“ If turtles are flightless birds, is lasagna a cake? ” This week’s most requested horror movie is Willy’s Wonderland. This film has everyth...

“That necklace should only be viewed through a hand mirror.” This week’s scariest horror movie is What Lies Beneath. This film has everythin...

“I would stay in a dumpster overnight with you.” This week’s all-too-real horror movie is The Purge: Anarchy . This film has everything: Dum...

“If your daughter’s in a drawer, it’s too late.” This week’s horniest horror movie is… Silent Hill. This film has everything: A giant sexy d...

"It's only car chase I can describe as dialogue-heavy." This week’s scariest movie is... Death Proof. This film has everything: A scar that...

"Is this just Fight Club in the 80s?" This week’s most unhinged highway horror is The Hitcher (1986). This film has everything: Gas station...

"Have you never had a boba pee?" This week’s scariest road trip movie is... Wrong Turn 2: Dead End . This film has everything: A reality sho...

This week’s scariest movie is... Friday the 13th (2009). This film has everything: an underground tunnel empire straight out of Gummy Bears,...