Waiting FOR Karen

Futile Attempts (At Surviving Tomorrow) by Novel

Oct 6, 202022:23Comedy

The average person spends six months of their miserable lives waiting in queues. For Kim it's about seven months… This episode investigates this futile act. We also hear from the happiest man alive. Futile Attempts (At S...

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