Consolations ON SEX

Futile Attempts (At Surviving Tomorrow) by Novel

Sep 8, 202025:51Comedy

Do you want to be quite good in bed? Kim Noble attempts to improve his technique and manages to persuade a cashier into giving him some urine to boot. Win Win. He also nearly gets beaten up in a field. Partly recorded fr...

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