Notes ON Human Kindness

Futile Attempts (At Surviving Tomorrow) by Novel

Sep 22, 202024:40Comedy

Guppies can teach us a lot: The world is full of selfish arseholes. You're probably one yourself. In this episode Kim Noble attempts to return a wallet he found on a 172 bus to its rightful owner and in doing so breaks i...

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