Episode 50: Scat Academy (Part 1)

Welcome to the You Look Nice Today® Scat Immersion Program™. No dogs, babies, or squares allowed. In preparation for your first day on campus, please learn these key phrases, as they represent your final connection with your native tongue: SCAT : Gom zibby, glom zibby, bop zibby domp! ENGLISH : Please, do not raise your voice; I have a terrific heroin headache. SCAT : Bomp ZEE bop! Spoo-da-lee BEE zot? ENGLISH : Has this pepper spray you’re selling me been “stepped on?” SCAT : Babe sop potta womp, bum bop zee bop! ENGLISH : Your newborn baby is as uninteresting to me as the baking soda pabulum that’s currently passing for heroin. SCAT : Bomp…zeep…bomp. ENGLISH : Ha! I’ve once again taken heroin and fallen asleep whilst driving! SCAT : Stomp dee-domp, stomp dee-domp, squeep bomp—DEE bomp? ENGLISH : Have you a spare behavior modification helmet and some heroin? SCAT : Salt PEE nutz! ENGLISH : This uncut heroin you’ve provided strikes me as both deadly and affordable.

You can listen to Episode 50: Scat Academy (Part 1) online on Radio and Podcast. Open the player on this page to stream the available audio.

Episode 50: Scat Academy (Part 1) is an episode from You Look Nice Today by You Look Nice Today.

This episode is 46:25 long.

This episode was published on Nov 2, 2013.

Yes. Use the heart button on the episode page to add it to your favorite episodes list.

Yes. This page shows related episodes from You Look Nice Today when more episodes are available from the podcast feed.