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You Look Nice Today
A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.
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Episode 51: Vintage Vape
Whether you like baseball, chicken dinners, multilevel marketing, or The Price is Right , we offer several varietals of bespoke juices you c...
Episode 50: Scat Academy (Part 1)
Welcome to the You Look Nice Today® Scat Immersion Program™. No dogs, babies, or squares allowed. In preparation for your first day on campu...
Episode 49: Make a Given Wish
As part of a pilot program, The You Look Nice Today Foundation (a Delaware corporation) has recently undertaken a groundbreaking new outreac...
Episode 48: Schrodinger's Conference Bag
Welcome to the global premiere of the International You Look Nice Today Conference & Expo™ ! Get ready for an epic showcase of big-idea idea...
Episode 47: Adam Ruins Everything
Listen. It’s actually very simple. When you buy in to the You Look Nice Today “Inverted Triangle Program™” you enter a wor...
Episode 46: Poolside
ATTENTION! POOL RULES! Free swim Thursdays 4:00 - 4:15. Shower before entering pool. Also, shave before entering pool. This is a “Body...
Episode 45: Morning Glory
TO: Paul Polman, CEO Unilever PLC London, United Kingdom Dear Mr. Polman, I hope you can help me. You are in charge of a massive, multinatio...
Episode 44: The Rules
Hello, my friend! Welcome to my humble automobile dealership! Ah, yes. Very nice. I see you eyeing our all new 2013 Toyota Scimitar with opt...
Episode 43: Gellies Local 416
Thieving Threesome Nabbed (California) Three men were detained and arrested at a local Target today, charged with the attempted theft of ove...
Episode 42: Druthers, CA
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Episode 41: The Stenciled Approach
The Stenciled Approach | You Look Nice Today on Huffduffer Summer’s right around the corner, guys. So, let’s get in gear—yes, yo...
Episode 40: Lobster Farm
We don’t know anyone who loves sushi more than we do. That’s because when we meet someone who loves sushi, we stop talking to th...
Episode 39: Razzledazzle
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Episode 38: That's Babies
“Baby City” Trad., to the tune of “Tabula Rasa” by Arvo Pärt Babies are special babies are tough babies have smooth...
Episode 37: The Magic Number
We went, with some friends, into the woods. A few days later we left the woods. Our memory of the time we spent in the woods is a bit fuzzy;...
Episode 36: Bubbles
Bankruptcy Liquidation Auction Beginning @ 9:00 AM-85 Herston Rd. Long Beach, CA Feb 8, 2010 Registration 7:30-10:00 A.M. Auction With Reser...
Episode 35: The Sake Period
Subject: #1228743 “Mann” Application Date: September 4, 1980 Subject has submitted a new application to the Coolness Review Boar...
Episode 34: In Congrefs
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Episode 33: Breakin' In
While under the influence of y , we reveal that: Merlin once put x in an envelope. Scott hoped another guy’s x would draw attention aw...