360 - Altoona-Style Pizza, Part 3

Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's? by Brian Thompson

Jan 31, 202500:13:04Comedy

On the conclusion of an epic 3-part saga concerning the horrific Altoona-style pizza, I share the results of my accidental plastic consumption with the Kraft corporation and am rewarded handsomely for the effort.

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