376 - A Windfall

Whatever Happened to Pizza at McDonald's? by Brian Thompson

Sep 18, 202500:18:17Comedy

After working as a personal butler to a deranged, elderly former actress, I inherit her fortune upon her untimely death and use it to procure a communist child heir/apprentice from a Christian adoption agency called Komm...

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