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We Could Have Been Astronauts by Melissa Alex

Mar 31, 202219:25Comedy

The Astronauts talk about the illusive critical race theory. Melissa has a plan to take out Putin if she has to and Alex has more breaking news complete with hot takes from Stanley McGregor. Oh and of course they have to...

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