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Two practical strangers on the launch pad to nowhere, discussing culture, that thing you did last summer, and shame spirals.

The Astronauts get a little boozy. Alex serves out more positive life advice while railing on loud music blasting from cars. Melissa listens...

The Astronauts change their names. Melissa starts a new app, and Alex gives the listeners an air quality check. Join the Astronaut on their...

The Astronauts chat about Chat GPT. Alex goes on a listener shout out rampage and Melissa still backs up her Neil Diamond fandom. Remember t...

The Astronauts try to pronounce the name of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's Tequila. Melissa begs Alex to watch Ghostbusters, while ABish finall...

The Astronauts finally weigh in on the Super Bowl Half Time Show (we know, you've been waiting). Alex has sleep troubles and Melissa gets fe...

The Astronauts review the Super Bowl Halftime Show 2 weeks late. Alex has night terrors and Melissa recounts the last time she got a good as...

Two practical strangers on the launch pad to nowhere, discussing culture, that thing you did last summer, and shame spirals.

Surprise, the Astronauts are back! Melissa feels very much like a Tombstone pizza while Alex sort of embraces his Guatemalan Heritage. Feel...

The Astronauts are available for all your advertising needs. Melissa survives the COVIDS and Alex gets a Tarot reading.

The Astronauts discuss bagels and the masterful food workers who serve them. Alex eulogizes himself as his liver takes a leave and Melissa l...

The Astronauts have a lot going on in this episode from surfing to militias. Melissa can now do all the drugs and Alex assures the olds that...

The Astronauts talk guns in America. Alex lets us know his insecurities and Melissa isn't sure she would die for a Cheeze-It.

The Astronauts talk real estate in people heads. Melissa is called out by a man in a Home Goods parking lot, and Alex talks of his time in t...

The Astronauts discuss Flemish giant Rabbit ownership. Melissa adheres to strict old person stroll etiquette and Alex gives ideas on how to...

The Astronauts talk about the heavy shit of the day with a bit of laughter and naughty language. Also, Melissa takes her shenanigans to Atla...

ASTRO EXTRAS: Melissa misses a historical nip slip while Alex faces his mortality thanks to shellfish.

The Astronauts are back after Melissa finally starts to edit shows again. Alex insists on talking about "The Slap", and Melissa worries that...

The Astronauts show their love for Dick Butkus & Mike Ditka . Melissa gets into an altercation and Alex doesn't know if Charles Martin is hi...

The Astronauts talk about the illusive critical race theory. Melissa has a plan to take out Putin if she has to and Alex has more breaking n...

The Astronauts are still in awe of World War 3. Melissa looks up shirtless Putin photos and Alex has questionable run-ins with a local celeb...

The Astronauts talk WW3. Alex reports breaking news and directs us to the best badass Ukrainian videos. Melissa then asks Alex to grant her...

The Astronauts both ignore possible dead people in cars. Melissa shares her favorite after surgery treat and Alex feels like he is now a cat...

The Astronauts have the worst Super Bowl predictions. Melissa just has to see Michael Jackson's belly button and Alex starts another new rel...

The Astronauts want their own national month of recognition. Melissa dips into the shady world of Adult Bingo and Alex wonders if he's allow...

The Astronauts investigate NFL QB's Girlfriends. Melissa learns not to drink urine to cure the common COVID and Alex gives out amazing tips...

The Astronauts talk dentist etiquette and toothbrush colors. Melissa may not be as German as she thought and Alex comes in hot with advice t...

The Astronauts want you to let your lamp light shine on their Facebook Page. Melissa makes more resolutions that may or may not include murd...

The Astronauts pour a 40 for Betty. Alex finds the most shocking story on Reddit, while Melissa starts the year off with a good cry over a q...

The Astronauts decide to take all of their health care advice from Terry Bradshaw. Melissa is still waiting to be embraced by the Lamp Lover...

The Astronauts continue a Christmas Tradition. Alex phones in from the Netherlands and Melissa finds a new group of people who share her pas...

The Astronauts cover a lot of ground in this episode from Target Bags to Astroworld. Melissa dishes her tips on using FB Market Place and Al...

The Astronauts are plagued with technical difficulty and had to turn in a short show. Melissa starts her 41st year and Alex favors her with...

The Astronauts wonder if you really can kill someone with a pillow. Alex wishes everyone would raise their standards and Melissa knows Stell...

The Astronauts learn about mortal sins. Melissa has good reason not to carve pumpkins this year, and Alex takes all the credit for the world...

The Astronauts talk death at a Phish show. Melissa kind of makes a friend/stalker and Alex flaunts his free Frosty Card because he's adopted...

The Astronauts talk Facebook Whistleblower. Melissa is done with Cancel Culture and Alex wonders how to get rid of Social Media.

The Astronauts single handedly boost streaming numbers for Bruce Hornsby and Tupac. Melissa learns she can't count on Alex as backup in a ba...

The Astronauts find out if 911 can trace you if calling from a cellphone. Melissa prays for Terry Bradshaw to be on Cameo and Alex is either...

ASTRO EXTRA: The Astronauts have a tight 3 minutes on Super Girl. Melissa tells tales of Willy the Meth Dealer and Alex nails his Fantasy Fo...

The Astronauts wax nostalgic for Big Johnson T-Shirts. Melissa uncovers a Fast & Furious conspiracy that chills the soul, and Alex records h...

The Astronauts learn that most of the Night Court cast is dead. Melissa gets excited about being back in style every 10 years and Alex still...

The Astronauts deal with the fallout from the Phish show. Melissa is trying to decide what to be for Halloween and Alex sings the praises of...

The Astronauts' favorite cats return. Melissa learns that 4pm is Alex's witching hour. Alex lets the listeners know why he never lies or has...

ASTRO EXTRA: The Astronauts wait to be cancelled. Melissa questions Alex's citizenship while Alex continues to sign legal documents with thi...

The Astronauts deliver a very special episode for Alex's Birthday. Melissa discovers Funko Pops and Alex celebrates Uncles named Jerry.

The Astronauts delve into top stories of the day and why they don't matter. Melissa continues storm chasing while Alex mixes alcohol and med...

The Astronauts have some old man heat wave talk coming your way. Melissa keeps going to funerals and Alex has an aversion to parking lots.

The Astronauts listen to cicadas while earning their explicit label. Melissa has theories on Hollywood "suicides", and Alex fears ticks, mos...

The Astronauts wonder who is the most beloved on the show. Melissa's brain melts when she learns the cast of Eurotrip. Alex changes his name...

ASTRO EXTRA: The Astronauts really have no thoughts on John Mayer. We learn Melissa may have grown up in a Dickens Novel and Alex realizes t...