Episode 247: I Don’t Wanna Counteract the Tomato

Oh boy, I haven’t even started listening, but I know this one got super sloppy as the second of an outdoor double-header. The Mariners are getting fun, so we’re going to a game. Old racists don’t like baseball to be fun. Bill thinks people are secretly drinking a lot more. Reviews of Cooking Recipes! Lasagna. We talk sugar in tomato sauce. It’s Mary’s Anniversary, and she reveals she gets in a fight every day! Congratulations to 52 years of daily fights and not getting a divorce. The Green Giants – The Hulk and The Jolly Green. Toby McGuire love. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Bill recommends The White Darkness. Trader Joe’s all have bad parking lots. Max is doing jokey stuff. Raccoons and crows teaming up could mean trouble. We’re gonna let animals take over for awhile. Reviews of Cooking Recipes! Baked potatoes. Bill has a good archiving project to see what regular people look like during different eras and places. Colbert Question: What song would you choose if you had to listen to one for the rest of your life? Kelley’s Hint List! Clean and save your bacon rind. Select dress patterns according to bust and hips. Sharpen your sewing machine needles with a wet stone. Wipe your sweeper brushes occasionally. Umpire Pants Out!

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Episode 247: I Don’t Wanna Counteract the Tomato is an episode from Umpire Pants by Umpire Pants.

This episode is 00:42:37 long.

This episode was published on Jul 15, 2022.

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