Episode 261: A Cat-tastrophe
We recorded this a super long time ago so I have no idea what is in here, except the cat walked on the board and played a sound effect so lo...
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Umpire Pants
Are umpire pants the best pants ever? Mary says yes, her son Bill says no. They also argue about almost everything else.
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Episode 260: The Knickerbocker Buckaroo
We talked about some stuff, did some hyntz, the usual
259: Pumps and a Bump
This is from so long ago all I remember is that we watched the pumps and a bump video
Episode 258: Who knows what this is about
We recorded this a long time ago and I haven't listened to it yet. I hope we didn't say anything bad!
257: Better late than never
Guess who didn't set a calendar reminder to release their podcast? I think this one is pretty good. I got about halfway through and didn't h...
Episode 256: I got two oh words
Sloppy start; Oh Word?; dive bars; gelato; Puerto Viejo update; street music; concerts; disastrous Readers Digest quiz; AI writing sucks; qu...
255: Trip reports
Episode 255: Trip Reports I remembered to name the episode! Our trips to Costa Rica and Las Vegas; Mary gets very mad at us for interrupting...
254
Surprise again! We reorded this about a month ago and I have neglected to upload it the whole time. Whoops! But I did learn something--I don...
Episode 253: House Dressing
Surprise! A new episode! Bill here. I'm in charge of editing and publishing so from now on the podcast will be late and full of Mary's lip s...
Episode 252: It's Fine, it's not Great
An old lady and two cool young people is back, baby! Which famous trio do we line up with? Bill has a Toe Update (not the pee toe, the other...
Episode 251.2: Halloween 2021
It's a re-run of our Halloween Episode! We have some new ones coming, so don't fret, folks! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
Episode 251: Blazing Some 420 Bones
Bill wasn't willing to drive over an hour to record with us in person, but we're back! THIS IS STILL OFFICIALLY A PODCAST! We're doing two-t...
Episode 250: Snack Cats
Sorry for the long wait, but we’re back! Sort of. This was recorded while Kelley was out on vacation and she just finally posted it. We’ll b...
Episode 249: I Ate Some Old Beans Today
Bill is on the phone and we talk about The Twits right off the bat. The Stupid’s books were great. The Godfather and Deer Hunter movies are...
Episode 248: RERUN ALERT!: Episode 204: It’s Medium Boy Summer
We're having a heat wave and Bill's hotdog toe isn't making him want to travel to Seattle, so we're taking a week off. Here is an episode fr...
Episode 248: Always Eat Bowling Meat
Bill is calling in with a serious toe injury. !!!SKIP AHEAD to MINUTE FIVE (5:00) IF YOU’RE SQUIMISH!!! Mary hurt her back putting on pants...
Episode 247: I Don’t Wanna Counteract the Tomato
Oh boy, I haven’t even started listening, but I know this one got super sloppy as the second of an outdoor double-header. The Mariners are g...
Episode 246: Is that What I Say?
It’s a live outside recording today! We’re at Bill’s and he’s fresh off some serious R&R (Hawaii and Ween). Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Vap...
Episode 245: Why’s it Called Craps?
It’s the second episode of a Double Header, but it’s early and Saturday so we’re not too worried. City fast food vs. suburban fast food. Acr...
Episode 244: No Because they’re All Floppy
Sorry, I’m not doing great, don’t have my shit together and have fallen down completely on releasing these on time, and I probably won’t eve...