Episode 514 - Dick on the Torta Takeover

The Dick Show by Dick Masterson

Jun 29, 202601:51:06Comedy

A fat woman steals a trashcan, Communists take over NYC, drive-by Ozempic shootings, and dating your "best friend"; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

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