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The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions...

Episodes

20 of 523 episodes

Episode 523 - Dick on Bad Bananas

A Green Lantern's mom lectures an alien about racism, the Lindsay Clancy verdict, torta vs. taser, the Wheel of Fortune pedophile, cops shoo...

01:44:36Sep 7, 2026

Episode 522 - Dick on Cuck Theft Auto

Grand Theft Auto releases some dress shopping previews, three men on the Lindsay Clancy jury, permanent jewelry, Milo is deported, racist Ha...

01:33:25Aug 31, 2026

Episode 521 - Dick on Drowning

Fat b***h quantum entanglement, Postpartum depression, a special breakfast, Chungus Man and the Masters of Reddit, washing feet at Dunkin Do...

02:04:17Aug 23, 2026

Episode 520 - Dick on Male to Fester

Being fat with dinosaurs, AOC freezes her eggs, a Mexican woman sits on a car and disfigures it, 911 AI trials, China eliminates divorce, th...

02:00:39Aug 16, 2026

Episode 519 - Dick on I, Burrito

The War on Burritos, not enough workers for my factory, the WNBA finally gets interesting, pooping in the pool, chimps at the zoo get low in...

01:51:39Aug 10, 2026

Episode 517 - Dick on the Mexican MMORPG

A fat woman requires an airlift, strange flashbacks in the Odyssey, a woman's reaction to responsibility, new broadcast rules for female ath...

01:43:34Jul 20, 2026

Episode 516 - Dick on The Sandwich Thief

A man steals a sandwich, I get a coloring book, Lindsey Graham dies, my hose breaks my house, annoying sayings, and a comedy festival for ge...

01:52:14Jul 13, 2026

Episode 515 - Dick on Fargonauts

Four women end Western Civilization, a fight with my dad over the air conditioner, the end of The Biggest Problem in the Universe--again, an...

01:44:12Jul 6, 2026

Episode 514 - Dick on the Torta Takeover

A fat woman steals a trashcan, Communists take over NYC, drive-by Ozempic shootings, and dating your "best friend"; all that and more this w...

01:51:06Jun 29, 2026

Episode 513 - Dick on the Food Pyramid

A very scary hike, bears in the wild, "Welcome to America", Trump wakes up from his coma, pedos and surrogates, the ADL goes after "goyslop"...

02:06:10Jun 22, 2026

Episode 512 - Dick on Two Half-Decades

Spencer Pratt is robbed, sending piss bottles through the mail, a robot fights a child, no more cigarettes, a man in cargo shorts melts down...

02:02:26Jun 8, 2026

Episode 510 - Dick on the Ice Cream Song

A man goes camping with two fat women, Homelander is killed, new types of maxxing, the ice cream man song is racist, billionaires advice on...

01:57:08May 25, 2026

Episode 509 - Dick on Bad Guy Summer

TV bad guys save the world, vending machines vs. future astronauts, trick bath bombs, LA cancels BBQs, homeless police, sports addiction and...

02:02:03May 18, 2026

Episode 508 - Dick on Quitting Social Media

The Quartering quits Twitter, Spencer Pratt for mayor, the first Black transgender quadriplegic fashion model speaks out on oppression, the...

01:39:55May 11, 2026

Episode 507 - Dick on SUPERKILLERs

Ray Ray is Happy is in studio painting a picture and shilling for SUPERKILLERs, I discover where all my poop has been going, the black belt...

03:11:39May 4, 2026

Episode 506 - Dick on One Thing in Common

Single Mom Weekend, my dad says the guy wasn't retarded, Fat Leia at Disneyland, transing Malcolm in the Middle, an ancient Chinese man, Naz...

01:57:28Apr 20, 2026

Episode 505 - Dick on Monkey Noises

Going to the zoo, what if women ran the Internet, the Quartering flags the world, a fat woman destroys a wagon, I am racially profiled by Ch...

02:13:14Apr 12, 2026

Episode 504 - Dick on Fat Libs

Whitey is back on the moon, my bathroom falls out of scope, new places to put velour, Fat Libs, Johnny Rocket launches SUPERKILLERs, a mob o...

02:27:00Apr 5, 2026