Episode 511 - Dick on Imaginary Corporal Punishment

The Dick Show by Dick Masterson

Jun 1, 202601:51:37Comedy

Hasan is going to prison, America's crappy 250th birthday, two moving trucks crash in the same spot, clocks, a fat woman is shot down by Hamas drones, suburban Hell, women don't actually read books, trans lawsuits, and w...

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