The Christmas Bullet & It's Wonderful (Redux)

The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong by Mark Chrisler

Dec 16, 202537:23Society & Culture

Two classic Constant Christmas episodes, remade in higher quality, and available ad-free for Patreon subscribers. That could be you! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our...

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