Your Hand in Mine (AI Yi Yi)
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The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong
Did you know that Europeans used to believe that sheep grew from Mongolian trees? Have you heard about the misbegotten discovery of a new form of water in the 1960s that set off a cold war a...
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20 of 242 episodesThe Turk
This is really one of the load-bearing mother-stories of The Constant. So much so that until now I'd declined to tell it. You'll see what ch...
Weights and Measures, Volume 2
In which, almost as an afterthought, we conclude the story of John Quincy Adams' boring book. Check out: indeed.co...
Weights and Measures, Volume 1
How long is a podcast? Too. Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our...
Woman in Pieces
The story of an oil baron's daughter, and his wife, who were the same person. Check out: indeed.com/theconstant...
Do You Think He Saur Us (Redux)
We've had some setbacks at The Constant HQ. So here's a remake of an episode I screwed up the first go around! Check out: ...
You're Being Homunculus
Create your own magical little men at home with only these simple ingredients (cum, horse manure)! Check out: indeed.co...
It's a Secret 5 Everyone
We're opening the secret feed vault and letting you take a peek. If you like what you find, consider joining at patreon.com/theconstant. Che...
The Valley of Death, Part Two
The bloody fight against Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever continues and concludes. Check out: indeed.com/theconstant...
The Valley of Death, Part One
Here's a change: a history of getting something RIGHT. Eventually. Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now...
When in Rome?
When is a jar not a jar? Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our P...
The Last Alchemist, Part Two
The rousing conclusion, now with verifiable events and personages! Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to...
The Last Alchemist, Part One
To get to the last, we should start at the first. But since we have no idea who that might've been, we'll just start here. Check out: ...
Perpetuum Mobile Redux
Let's try this one more time. Forever. Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our ...
Jumping Jack Flash (It's a Gas Gas Gas)
Time for some ol' fashioned mass hysteria. Check out: indeed.com/theconstant now to start hiringVisit our ...
Peace Forever
It's only an analogy if you want it to be. Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes,...
Great Lakes Pirates, Part 3: Rebels
Of confederates and con-men. Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!...
Great Lakes Pirates, Part 2: Shiver Me Timbers
Thar be wood. Visit our Patreon here. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!...
Great Lakes Pirates, Part 1: Pirate Bill
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The Christmas Bullet & It's Wonderful (Redux)
Two classic Constant Christmas episodes, remade in higher quality, and available ad-free for Patreon subscribers. That could be you! Check o...