Bump Bible: So Close, Yet So Far

The Bitch Bible by PodcastOne

Sep 11, 202600:24:48Comedy

Week 20 and Jackie is halfway through! But only halfway through… She’s passing the time playing one-way hide and seek, planning the nursery, and groundhogging. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Freestyle: Use code BIBLE...

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