Bump Bible: Winded and Panting and Gasping

The Bitch Bible by PodcastOne

Sep 24, 202600:28:18Comedy

24 Weeks and we're viable, baby! Whatever that means. Jackie is doing what she can to feel as luxurious as possible: elevated water, candles, and forever chemicals. Thanks for supporting this week’s sponsor: Little Spoon...

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