Everything Is Broken Except My Willpower (Barely)

Salman Qureshi by Salman Qureshi

Jul 31, 202516:11Comedy

You ever try not to lose your mind while on hold with some smug guy who says it'll take two weeks to replace a water heater? I tried. Barely made it. This episode is one long steam release — about service industry BS, AD...

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