Denmark Wants Your Pet… for Lion Food
So apparently in Denmark, zoos are asking people to donate their pets —yes, actual rabbits, chickens, even small horses—to feed their predat...
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Salman Qureshi
Comedian | Lost between the East and the West
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20 of 115 episodesWill Smith's Bounceback… or Breakdown?
I stepped outside into a 47-degree sandstorm — basically nature’s version of a slap — and it still didn’t sting as much as watching Will Smi...
Old Men Yell at Each Other: The India-Pakistan Legends Drama
India refuses to play Pakistan in a nostalgia tournament — because apparently, politics never retires. In this episode, I break down the abs...
Everything Is Broken Except My Willpower (Barely)
You ever try not to lose your mind while on hold with some smug guy who says it'll take two weeks to replace a water heater? I tried. Barely...
Passive Income, Pyramids, and British Teachers in Saudi
I’m not saying passive income is a scam — I’m saying if someone tells you they make money in their sleep, they’re probably lying or married...
Lulu-lemon, Coldplay Cheaters & the Algorithm Knows I'm Fat
Why does the internet think I’m fat and in need of fame? This week: targeted ads for my midlife crisis, Coldplay’s cheating scandal (but onl...
AI Won't Kill Us, But That Razor Might
I’m not convinced AI will end the world — but I am convinced one hotel shaving kit almost ended me. Plus: improv, judgment, pigeons, and how...
Talk Sh*t, Get Fit: The Self-Talk Episode
From Oasis nostalgia to yelling at yourself for better fitness — this week, The Expat Brat breaks down why the past won’t save you, but pron...
Rise and Whine
Is the 5AM Club just hustle culture in a hoodie? I dig into the science, the smugness, and why you don’t need sunrise to succeed. Drop a Mes...
Brat Diary: May 12, 2025
Salman soliloquizes on the Pakistan and India almost war in May 2025 Drop a Message! Support the show
Brat Diary: March 6, 2025
Salman soliloquizes on family genes, reevaluating stuff, and other nonsense. Drop a Message! Support the show
Brat Diary: Dec 26, 2024
Salman soliloquizes on the good things: Kiddo starting to speak and making people laugh! Drop a Message! Support the show
Brat Diary: Oct 31, 2024
Salman soliloquizes on the US Elections, Bad Bosses, and his 8th Grade English Teacher. Drop a Message! Support the show
Brat Diary: Oct 1, 2024
Salman soliloquizes on his new Fridge, his kid talking, and the 'Yes And' improv philosophy. Drop a Message! Support the show
Sean Diddy Combs and the Celebrity Pass
Salman soliloquizes on the P Diddy arrest and finding his wife the ultimate fridge. Drop a Message! Support the show
The Bad Gigs and the Bad Choices
Salman soliloquizes on the ABA and Autism Speaks controversies and other Bad Gigs. Drop a Message! Support the show
Man, Everybody has ADHD - Sure!
Salman soliloquizes on ADHD, Autism, and Lebanon. Drop a Message! Support the show
A Service Story
Salman soliloquizes on the service industry and shares personal stories and experiences around it. Drop a Message! Support the show
The Hawk Tuah Heard Around the World
Can a brief internet sensation eclipse years of dedicated artistic work? Join me, Salman Qureshi, as I unpack this provocative question by r...
Tipping Culture and other Worries
Salman soliloquizes on the tipping culture, AI audio recordings, and customer satisfaction surveys Drop a Message! Support the show