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‘There’s nothing wrong with Bray, Ross,’ the old man says. Literally. Word for word

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Apr 24, 20266:44Comedy

The old man is sitting in the corner of what was once Shanahan’s on the Green, sucking on a Cohiba the size of a Daihatsu exhaust. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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