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‘My son has opened a museum celebrating criminality. I wish people would stop asking if I’m proud’

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Jul 31, 20266:35Comedy

All of Ronan’s old mates are there. We’re talking Buckets of Blood. We’re talking Stacks of Money. We’re talking Nudger. We’re talking Gull. It’s actually Stacks of Money who sidles up to me as I’m watching Ronan across...

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