Everything Bad Happens Before 2AM

Did Trump Text You Too?

Oct 3, 2018 - 0:20

He said he was going to send one last week, but I'm still waiting. Maybe this test is a good sign.

Pumkin Spice, And Everything Nice

Oct 1, 2018 - 0:11

25% More Than What?

Sep 19, 2018 - 0:17

Duh, the bigger bottle has more than the smaller one!

Were You Talking To Me?

Sep 4, 2018 - 0:11

I Know My Daughter's Name, Really, I Do!

Aug 12, 2018 - 0:33

I swear I'm I good dad, it just doesn't always show.

Happy Minnie's Day

May 13, 2018 - 0:28

What were you trying to say about their relationship Walt?

My "Opposite Of A Mistake" Bread

May 10, 2018 - 0:13

Even in Our Dreams Tax Dollars are Misappropriated

Jan 19, 2018 - 0:21

Who knew a Barbie Fairy world would be so realistic?!