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He said he was going to send one last week, but I'm still waiting. Maybe this test is a good sign.
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Laughing every day helps us stay sane - and hopefully this can make you laugh, or at least think about maybe smiling... Just a quick bit (usually less than thirty seconds); something nominal...

He said he was going to send one last week, but I'm still waiting. Maybe this test is a good sign.

What are little girls made out of?

Duh, the bigger bottle has more than the smaller one!

Maybe we are the same person...

I swear I'm I good dad, it just doesn't always show. https://thetalkinggeek.com

What were you trying to say about their relationship Walt?

Is "double garlic bread" a thing?

Who knew a Barbie Fairy world would be so realistic?!

Washing machine wizard

Don't get on top of things, get creative with being behind.

Maybe there's an upside to having a cold.

Why is no one else addressing this trend?

I think that's the saying...

I meant it as a compliment, but she knew her rank.

First things first.

Too busy for real words.

I was the last man picked, both on and off the field.

I think those who know "sports stuff" call this "pre-gaming", maybe?

Seriously, what are you doing at home, there's a whole world out there!?

I'm not addicted to food, I'm addicted to a food - it's very different.

He gives, and He gives.

Who's even keeping track, anyway?

It's nice to get noticed.

Are you telling me that "Tommy Boy" was not scientifically accurate?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, oh wait, they didn't...

When your kid is hurt, you have to prioritize.

Do I like getting caught in the rain? No. Is it going to kill me? I already gave up witchcraft.

Not everyone does it, and no one should do it.

It is like reverse psychology, but with fate.

No one looks at my wife and thinks "basketball", and rightly so.

The "pumpkining" has gone too far!

Instead of abbreviating a well know phrase my grandma will shorten a whole sentence to just the first letters, or as she would text me: IOAA...

Yes, yes I can - stop trying to trick me into validating your terrible taste buds.

I don't regret saying "no", and definitely could have regretted saying "yes".

What am I doing with five dozen donuts?

Your dad makes "yucky brownies" that are just for adults?

I don't watch sports much, but when I do, I have questions.

If you have a twenty person team, and you each have one year of experience, you do not have twenty years of experience, you just don't.

I want to be VERY CLEAR, I am talking about listening to a podcast together; just listening to a podcast, NOTHING ELSE.

I don't always make good decisions.

Home has a great soundtrack and some good moments, this one is Jaspyn's favorite.

The disappointment on her face was so real.

Oatmeal raisin is the worst of the "popular" cookies.

You ever tell a waiter "You too!" when they tell you to enjoy your food? It's kind of like that.

The dogs were having fun.

And it looks like Liam still doesn't like Bono.

It's corny, but I think it's hilarious.

Missing one little letter can make a big difference in what you're trying to say.

If it looks like a trash bag full of trash you're going to have a hard time remembering that it's not.

The good news is, I've learned how to change a diaper since then.