#218: A Convenient European

You Can't Do That by Laura Reineke

Jan 20, 20261:15:02Sports & Recreation

"Who stole your crown, queen?" This week Kelly, Eva, and Rave explore the Caps' desperate need for a bitchy center, the Oilers' astrological baggage, the Senators' entry into the "unforced error press releases of all tim...

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