S3 E24 Mayonnaise Madness - Part One

Who shat on the floor at my wedding? by Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes

Apr 22, 202600:40:03Comedy

Detective Lauren Kilby is no longer just a detective. She is now a victim. Three anonymous deliveries. Unsolicited and increasing in size. Containing a substance that she hates more than anything… Mayonnaise. Someone in...

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