Fat Unicorns, Ripped Abs & The Customer Service Rant You Need to Hear

Send us Fan Mail On this week’s episode of Serving Sunday's , the pressure is on! Candace is officially starting her competition "cut," which means Dave has been demoted from gym partner to full-time chef. We kick things off debating the hilarious difference between men and women getting ready (5 minutes vs. 40 minutes?!) and give some major love to the sponsors fueling Candace’s journey: Maxim Realty, Overtime Fitness, and Fancy Infusion. Then, we get into it. Candace goes off on a passionate rant about the lack of customer service in big box stores—is expecting a simple "hello" too much to ask? Dave shares a classic story about his dad, and the ultimate "I’ll take my business elsewhere" move. Finally, we take a sharp turn into geopolitics, global protests, and the race for the Arctic, before asking the big questions: Is Elon Musk our only hope? And are rhinoceroses actually just fat unicorns? Support the show

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Fat Unicorns, Ripped Abs & The Customer Service Rant You Need to Hear is an episode from Wheeler In The Morning With Dave And Candace Rae by SafetyNetStudio.

This episode is 43:38 long.

This episode was published on Jan 11, 2026.

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