
Episode 114: Art for Art's Sake
Our fixee loves to draw, but, tired of waiting for the muses to strike, they turn to us for help. To fix it, if you will. To fix them, if yo...
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We're here to help, whether you want it or not.

Our fixee loves to draw, but, tired of waiting for the muses to strike, they turn to us for help. To fix it, if you will. To fix them, if yo...

We’re back, and we’re hear to help! This time, with our fixee wants help to lose weight without stripping all of the joy from their life. Ca...

We’re back.

This week’s fixee has taken upon themselves the thankless task of caring for and aiming to improve the lot of a sexless chap from the intern...

This week’s (year’s?) fixee has demanded we shake off the dust, cram our plague masks with posies and set off into the world in search of fi...

It’s a tale as old as time - you’re doing a work because capitalism demands you sell your dignity at the market rate, when your boss starts...

It happens to us all - a slip of the pen or keyboard, and quite the wrong message is conveyed. In the case of this week’s fixee, they are lo...

Look. You don’t like it, we don’t like it, but sometimes people need help with other people and their inability to pee correctly. Just… in t...

When we were young, we were taught that it would be the most important thing in the world to have clear, neat handwriting as we would be doi...

This week’s listener doesn’t know when to stop clicking on Twitter’s recommended accounts, and through plenty of fault of their own is now i...

This week’s listener knows that particularly modern malaise that comes from having someone confuse their email address for your own. The gif...

But every single time, every single person is going to ask them, so teeth-achingly politely, for what they’re proposing as an alternative th...

Our listener is concerned about their nephew, who has recently developed a fascination with the ceaseless rows of teeth found in beloved mas...

This week’s questioner has only gone and got themselves a bona fide nemesis - truly the dream of the dramatically-inclined podcast intro tex...

Where does the time go? It seems like only moments ago that we were declaring ourselves “on sabbatical” and walking into that suspiciously l...

This week’s questioner hates the rash of “humourous” signs that accompany British protest culture, and they insist that we do something abou...

A very special episode this week, as we fix 99 of your niggling problems LIVE, unrehearsed, rapid-fire, except when we go on a long digressi...

This week’s questioner has taken on a job that perhaps they should not. It’s giving them the right proper fear - the wobbles, the yips, all...

Our listeners, you may surmise, can be delicate. Oh, they put on a brave face, but they get in a tizzy over all sorts. This week’s wants to...

Our questioner, one of the rats fleeing a sinking ship, would like to do something nice for their boss before they leave this job - they’d l...

We’ve all got that friend or acquaintance who’s prone to exaggeration. Sometimes they’re prone to talking absolute nonsense, inventing stori...

This week’s listener has a particularly Millennial conundrum for us: how to get their beau to play Pokemon Go? Rather than let on that we ar...

Our questioner this week is plagued by bad dreams. The naughtier Oneiroi are vexing them right up. How can they vanquish these dreams, or at...

Our questioner’s workplace has all gone a bit Game of Thrones. No, not gratuitous nudity behind the photocopier, nor incest in the stationer...

This week’s questioner has concerns dear listener, and they concern 90s primetime landfill sitcom Friends. That, and the youth. We hate both...

Our questioner this week would like to upend the current state of things and bring joy and light to a dark world. But they also don’t really...

This week’s questioner has perhaps the most relatable issue we’ve ever addressed.

Sometimes, the things you like stop being fun, whether by natural attrition, the increased interest of other people or, should we dare to ad...

One forceful embuggerance of the modern age is the decline of the local shop, something this week’s questioner is abundantly sympathetic to....

Public transport - what a wonderful idea! What a horrific pit of disease and antisocial behaviour in practice. This week’s listener is, pres...

Our questioner starts hobbies but never commits to them, leaving them unsatisfied with their efforts. A shame, but is it one our fixers can...

It’s the festive season, and some people just won’t play along. This week’s questioner wants their deskmate to enjoy the festive season so t...

This weeks’s questioner likes to Make Things, and despite the enjoyment they derive from this, their swearing and behaviour while doing so r...

We’ve all watched enough holiday specials to know that you can make your own traditions, that family is where you find it, and not to touch...

A very important question this week - when work is getting to you from every direction, how do you find the time and energy to extricate you...

A matter of fidelity this week, as our questioner would prefer some more of that sort of thing from their partner. Will we fix it? Very much...

A superabundance of willing twinkflesh brings with it a hefty helping of people who are in need of fixing and so they turn, not to us, but t...

We're here to help, whether you want it or not.

A traumatic childhood can all-too-easily be transmitted down the generations, but that's not the case with this week's questioner. Rather, t...

Another bumper week, as four fixers get to the messy (ho ho!) task of reputation management. Our listener has a reputation they would rather...

This week's fixee has issues with a chatty colleague. How to find that sweet spot where they talk a lot less than they do now, but without a...

Our questioner today has a problem getting started. With anything. But in particular with their cushy, and notionally self-starting job. How...

Our questioner this week struggles with the asymmetric horn. No, not some kooky-but-truculent species of goat. If only t'were so simple. No,...

This week we soothe a troubled soul whose partner has a morning routine (fannying about) that fits poorly with their own need to work from h...

Do you struggle to get up in the mornings? To haul your scarce-animated cadaver out from under the eiderdown becoming vertical and mobile lo...

Gifts are a fraught business and this week's questioner doesn't want to appear churlish, but when family insist on piling on the cocoa solid...

Our questioner is cut off from their father, but finds that friends don't support this in a way that they would like. What to do? Some sensi...

Our questioner can't get any sleep. Their presumably-beloved wive tosses and turns in the night, hampering sleep and building a terror of th...

This week's questioner wants to keep up with the news, but also wants to stay sane in this, the year of our lord 2018. How? How?

Our questioner has a drama-addicted colleague meddling in their life in the guise of legitimate concern. What can be done to ameliorate thei...