How To Be An Alpha

This week I read a book on how to be an Alpha and I have over 20 practical tips on how to be a thick cunt. Also I am recording a SECRET, LIVE comedy special on Saturday Jan 31st in the Workmans of all my favourite jokes that I won’t be telling again. Tickets are just 8 quid, check it out here. If you can’t don’t worry you can hear all my brand new stuff when I’m on tour from next month. Tickets for those gigs right here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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How To Be An Alpha is an episode from Tony Cantwell's Hit Show by HeadStuff Podcasts .

This episode is 36:37 long.

This episode was published on Jan 13, 2026.

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