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Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

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Listen to Three Bean Salad, a Comedy podcast by Three Bean Salad. Stream 203 episodes in English, follow new audio stories, and play episodes online on Radio and Podcast.

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The Circus

People often say it’s not the size of a clown’s trousers that matters but the state of the custard pie in the clown’s pocket. Perhaps that’s...

01:03:08Jun 17, 2026

Agatha Christie

Agatha Christie has had her works translated into more languages than any other author in history according to the most superficial of Googl...

01:04:49Jun 10, 2026

Martial Arts

Munashe of Birmingham kicks of a new season of the Three Bean Salad by feeding the topic of martial arts into the Bean Machine. So far the B...

01:06:42Jun 3, 2026

Fifth Wednesday Not-A-Lotta-Podda

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday April and we only do four episodes a month because of tidal science)...

06:53Apr 29, 2026

Smells

The bean machine emits most known smells most days as a byproduct of its relentless toil. In a few short moments the aromas belched forth co...

01:11:23Apr 22, 2026

Vitamins

Josh of Deep South Texas brings the beans (via the bean machine) the topic of vitamins this week. Perfect timing as this week sees the launc...

01:01:49Apr 15, 2026

Show Us Your Onions

The Moon landings. The fall of the Berlin Wall. The conviction of Al Capone. Everyone remembers exactly where they were when the news broke...

59:20Apr 8, 2026

Saints

This week the Bean Machine stopped weeping tears of fresh, semi-skimmed milk for the first time in four years and spat out the topic of sain...

01:04:35Apr 1, 2026

Moving House

What truly separates mankind from other species is our irrepressible urge to shove things that are far bigger than the aperture of our dwell...

01:03:48Mar 25, 2026

The Olympics

Charlie of Loughborough feeds The Olympics into the bean machine for this week’s lukewarm topic. Any of Henry, Mike or Ben could definitely...

01:02:48Mar 18, 2026

Chickens

The chicken. Tuna Of The Fields. The Bishop’s Rest. The Pauper’s Goose. Captain Susan’s Seed Hoover. El Punzón Que Vuela. The Crap Eagle. Th...

57:48Mar 11, 2026

The Coastguard

The coastguard is this week’s topic at the behest of Cat of Ontario, Canada. Given the fact that Canada is the nation with the longest coast...

01:00:26Mar 4, 2026

Road Trips

According to facts there are more roads in the world now than at any point in history: the A49, Route Sixty-Something, Thunder Road etc and...

01:04:37Jan 28, 2026

Cavemen

The Caveman. Stone Age creature. Witness of the dawn of humanity. He knows only that he must survive and that he must survive only to procre...

01:04:51Jan 21, 2026

Memory

If a tree fell in the forest and made no sound why do you remember it so clearly? And when was this? Pre-Covid? And what on Earth was Derek...

01:03:17Jan 14, 2026

Bodybuilders

Emily of Oxford tunes in to the vibes of a brand new year and reckons what the world needs to hear about from the beans is bodybuilders. It’...

01:05:01Jan 7, 2026

Film Corner - Avatar: Fire And Ash

The beans convene an emergency Film Corner to watch James Cameron's latest visit to the alien paradise of Pandora. Film Corner episodes are...

01:10:41Dec 31, 2025

Ratmas 2025

For reasons we can't fully remember, last year at Ratmas-tide we read out 12 rat anecdotes sent in by listeners. Well, it's back again and t...

01:14:49Dec 24, 2025

Organised Crime

The very latest statistics make it clear that, given the pervasiveness of organised crime worldwide, at least 2 regular listeners of Three B...

01:06:33Dec 17, 2025