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Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.

Episodes

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The Simulation Hypothesis

What is real? Keanu Reeves? And if Keanu Reeves is real can we prove it or is this something we simply have to take on faith? Robert of Brem...

01:06:59Oct 28, 2026

Wool

This week’s topic is wool aka nature’s denim. Wool is a material that has been worn by princes, paupers and everyone in between for thousand...

01:03:53Oct 21, 2026

Trees

Which tree are you? The graceful and ethereal silver birch? The proud and stately elm? The feeble and foul-smelling Bradford pear tree? Clic...

01:07:35Oct 14, 2026

Cowboys

In many ways podcasters are the cowboys of today (excepting the actual cowboys of today of course) but instead of horses we ride ergonomic c...

59:23Oct 7, 2026

Fifth Wednesday semi-demi-non-ep

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday September and we only do four episodes a month because of the podcast...

03:14Sep 30, 2026

Soup

Soup of the day is lukewarm banter! That’s right, Max of Bremen has poured soup into the bean machine. Rest assured the beans shall treat th...

56:43Sep 23, 2026

Dancing

We are not the only species that dances but we are the only one that has Dancercise. With that in mind, perhaps it is worth reflecting on th...

01:13:32Sep 16, 2026

Taxis

Taxi drivers in the UK are exempt from having to wear seatbelts so that their passengers have one less thing to strangle them with mid-journ...

58:41Sep 9, 2026

Musicals

It is known that EVERY event is better when punctuated by songs (hence hymns, national anthems, Auld Lang Syne etc). It stands to reason the...

01:05:22Sep 2, 2026

August Anti-sode

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (we're away until September) Join our PATREON for ad-free episodes and bonus episodes: www.p...

10:11Aug 5, 2026

Fifth Wednesday Ersatz Episode

No normal episode of Three Bean Salad this week (it's a five Wednesday July and we only do four episodes a month because of Andy Burnham)

02:20Jul 30, 2026

Frogs

Whatever happened to The Frog Chorus? Were Paul McCartney’s erstwhile collaborators merely one hit wonders? Or, more than four decades on fr...

01:02:40Jul 22, 2026

Stationary

Can anything ever truly be still (apart from David Blaine)? Perhaps this is what Lou of Bend, Oregon would have the beans ponder by suggesti...

01:05:40Jul 15, 2026

Village Fêtes

Samuel of 84a High Street selects village fêtes as this week’s topic for the beans. You may well ask yourself why Samuel has made this choic...

01:02:00Jul 8, 2026

The Roman Empire

Plumbers. Noon. The Planets. Just a few of the things that probably wouldn’t even exist today if it weren’t for the Roman Empire probably. A...

59:17Jul 1, 2026

Seaside Towns

Seaside towns have had a shaky reputation ever since the people of Hastings lifted the rope for those meddlesome Normans. Almost a millenniu...

55:48Jun 24, 2026

The Circus

People often say it’s not the size of a clown’s trousers that matters but the state of the custard pie in the clown’s pocket. Perhaps that’s...

01:03:08Jun 17, 2026

Agatha Christie

Agatha Christie has had her works translated into more languages than any other author in history according to the most superficial of Googl...

01:04:49Jun 10, 2026

Martial Arts

Munashe of Birmingham kicks of a new season of the Three Bean Salad by feeding the topic of martial arts into the Bean Machine. So far the B...

01:06:42Jun 3, 2026

Free Patreon episode - And Then Sparrows Took Their Eyes - Three Brothers Grimm Tales

A freebie Patreon episode to give you a taste of what we do over there. Henry tells Mike and Ben three stories by the Brothers Grimm. www.pa...

01:13:07May 6, 2026