Strategic Toilet Breaks, Relationship Drama & Fairy P*rn! Abbey and Peter’s Ask Us Anything!

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are answering your burning questions in another chaotic Ask Us Anything special - and nothing is off limits. The pod kicks off with a listener dealing with what can only be described as “strategic bowel syndrome”, as one husband mysteriously disappears to the toilet every single time parenting duties begin. Abbey has a surprisingly brutal solution involving adult nappies, while Pete shares his own suspicious bathroom habits. Elsewhere, the pair help a listener who’s struggling to pull at the races, debate whether it’s ever okay to stay friends with an ex, and give advice to someone whose dad has completely taken over their wedding plans after offering to pay for it. There’s also a surprisingly deep discussion about AI robots in the home, Abbey reveals what it’s really like walking the runway as a model during fashion week, and the team share their most awkward cinema experiences – including sneaking McDonald’s into the theatre and a dog causing absolute chaos mid-movie. And in one of the strangest dilemmas yet, Pete discovers the bizarre world of fantasy romance books, as Abbey explains why so many women are hooked on these wildly popular stories. If you want to submit a question for the podcast – hit the link below. 00:00 Introduction 01:20 “Strategic Bowel Syndrome” Husband 04:20 Dating Advice For A Single Guy 06:00 Dad Taking Over The Wedding 08:30 Would You Have A Robot At Home? 12:05 Abbey’s Runway Advice For Models 14:10 Staying Friends With Your Ex 17:00 Dog Chaos In The Cinema 20:00 Sneaking Food Into Movies 22:00 The Rise Of Fantasy Romance Books 25:00 Romance Films vs Real Relationships To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: TikTok: Website: For more from Peter For more from Abbey Our clips channel Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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This episode is 27:25 long.

This episode was published on Mar 5, 2026.

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