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The Real Weird Sisters | A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

A Harry Potter Podcast

Episodes

20 of 332 episodes

One Page at at Time: Book 4, Page 440

Our Real Weird Queen makes her first appearance on One Page at a Time, and Alice and Martha stand with Parvati and hope she stays, that woma...

60:09Sep 21, 2026

One Page at at Time: Book 3, Page 384

Follow Alice and Martha up close as they dive into the Dementor's maw, and Harry almost gets his first kiss. On this episode of One Page at...

66:05Sep 14, 2026

One Page at at Time: Book 4, Page 499

Happy birthday, Shandy and Alicia! That's right, Alice and Martha's second task prediction came true as Harry fights off green-bearded merme...

63:38Sep 7, 2026

One Page at at Time: Book 2, Page 155

Alice and Martha return to One Page at a Time to discuss Ron's arachnophobia origin story and Myrtle's gloomy bathroom. Plus, join the siste...

60:56Aug 31, 2026

Rita Skeeter: Character Study, Part 2

Get out your Quick Quotes Quill! Alice and Martha resume conversation about Rita Skeeter in the fifth, sixth, and seventh books. From her on...

66:10Aug 24, 2026

Take Five, Take 6.7: Half-Blood Prince, 30:00-35:00

Special guest Shut Up Tim joins Alice and Martha again to discuss another riveting five minutes! Dumbledore gives an impassioned warning to...

107:11Aug 17, 2026

Rita Skeeter: Character Study, Part 1

Alice and Martha discuss everyone's favorite "journalist," Rita Skeeter, as she makes her first appearances of the series. From her coverage...

70:06Aug 10, 2026

Take Five, Take 6.6: Half-Blood Prince, 25:00-30:00

Alice and Martha are joined by special guest Shut Up Tim to discuss the minute Tim thought was supposed to be on the last Take Five, as well...

86:28Aug 3, 2026

One Page at at Time: Book 1, Page 209

Who is the little old man with Harry's knobbly knees? Why is Harry's entire extended family dead? Does the Lily and James timeline even make...

65:13Jul 27, 2026

One Page at at Time: Book 3, Page 23

Aunt Marge arrives at the Dursleys, who were damn good to take Harry in! Alice and Martha discuss Dursley family dynamics, Colonel Fubster,...

55:09Jul 20, 2026

Take Five, Take 6.5: Half-Blood Prince, 20:00-25:00

Alice and Martha return with special guest Shut Up Tim, who definitely understands the concept of five minutes and who takes copious noootes...

87:43Jul 13, 2026

One Page at at Time: Book 1, Page 55

Alice and Martha discuss the first of Hagrid's tales, as he tells Harry the story of Lily and James' murder with some interesting "insights"...

63:28Jul 6, 2026

One Page at at Time: Book 6, Page 269

Alice and Martha follow Harry and Dumbledore into a world entirely their own, as Dunderbore - sorry, Dumberton, meets young Tom Riddle for t...

64:07Jun 29, 2026

Take Five, Take 6.4: Half-Blood Prince, 15:00-20:00

Alice and Martha are once again joined by special guest Shut Up Tim to discuss the next five minutes of Half-Blood Prince. Bellatrix and her...

102:08Jun 22, 2026

Take Five, Take 6.3: Half-Blood Prince, 10:00-15:00

A little less Michael Gambon and a little more Hedwig makes for a slightly better five minutes for Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up...

96:45Jun 15, 2026

One Page at at Time: Book 3, Page 371

Sirius dusts off his voice on this week's episode, as Alice and Martha enter the Shrieking Shack (mansion?) to hear all about how Sirius sur...

54:24Jun 8, 2026

Take Five, Take 6.2: Half-Blood Prince, 05:00-10:00

Alice, Martha, and SPECIAL GUEST Shut Up Tim discuss the second five minutes of Half-Blood Prince, which sees Harry taking Dumbledore's arm...

87:34Jun 1, 2026

One Page at at Time: Book 1, Page 8

How very right Alice and Martha were about the first single-digit One Page at a Time! "Jim Dale" gets to do the full narration this week, as...

56:12May 25, 2026

One Page at at Time: Book 2, Page 135

Nearly Headless Nick has his 500th Deathday Party upstaged by not only the Headless Hunt, but Myrtle and Peeves as well on this week's One P...

54:57May 18, 2026

One Page at at Time: Book 5, Page 602

Firenze comes galloping in to save Divination! Alice and Martha discuss his CGI movie portrayal, the likelihood of teenagers swooning over a...

58:20May 11, 2026