
Top 10 Favorite Cattle Mutilations
We're back, unfortunately. This one is about cattle mutilations. Its not recommended that you listen to it nor should you tell someone to li...
Radio and PodcastLive Radio & PodcastsOpening Radio and Podcast...

Radio and PodcastLive Radio & PodcastsFetching podcast shows and categories...
Radio and PodcastLive Radio & PodcastsFetching podcast episodes...

WARNING: Everything is garbage and nothing matters. No one should listen to this podcast for any reason ever. We are garbage people that talk about garbage things that would land you a "meet...

We're back, unfortunately. This one is about cattle mutilations. Its not recommended that you listen to it nor should you tell someone to li...

We fulfill some promises in this one. They are stupid trash promises. But they are promises. It's probably about time you stop listening now...

We are back with a new season unfortunately. We have new segments and sh!t. People like segments right? Anyway. Nothing changes. Don't liste...

We took a break. We forgot to put up our last episode of the season. This one is about animals again, but like...dead animals. So obviously...

We talk about BDE in this one. It's really stupid. No need to listen.

We talk about fraud in this one. Drew gives his opinions about fraud. That's why we are calling this episode Drewpinions. We're very clever....

We talk about slavery in this one. All kinds. We also talk about puppies but don't let that persuade you to listen to this episode. It's sti...

Drew got a Brazilian wax from the amazing Matt Leyes at Men's Grooming Parlor in Chicago so we talk about that. Matt is amazing, but we are...

We talk about gangs and the fun stuff they do to anyone who wants to join. We also started a gang so we shouldn't need to tell you, don't li...

We talk about things that shouldn't be in you, 911 calls. And some other s#it. Nothing matters. You shouldn't be listening anyway.

We have the beautiful host of the podcast Lifetime Uncorked Patrick Serrano on this one. His podcast is better than this one. Listen to that...

This one is about body modification. Consider skipping this one, and all others forever.

In this one we talk about people puttin' weird s#it in other people's food. Not even worth it to be honest. You can stop listening now.

We talk about parasites in this one. We don't condone listening to this episode. Actually...please don't.

We promised last week we would talk about the new drug Krokodil. We kept our promise despite the fact that we told you not to listened to th...

We talk about drugs in this one. And there's some light demon talk. Don't even worry about this one.

Universehead producer/engineer/Sharla's husband Patrick Hale joins us in being terrible to talk about incest. Along with a new segment "Ever...

We talk about some traditions around the world that need to f**king stop. Friendly reminder: Stop listening to this podcast.

We talk about religion. It's a very inappropriate thing to talk about. You probably don't want to listen to this one.

We talk about donkeys on this one so, obviously you can skip this one and listen to another podcast instead. We recommend Doc Hard or someth...

Drew is out this time around, but Sharla still gives the filth with guest host Brett Mannes from Comic Book Queers podcast. Brett is disgust...

We make death look sexy. Just kidding. There is nothing sexy about this episode. Just a reminder...don't listen to this podcast anymore.

We talk about some terrible home remedies. You know what's not a good remedy? This podcast. You can skip this one and just go see a doctor i...

In this bonus episode Patrick Hale (Co-owner and Co-producer of Universehead Podcast Network sits down with SNL alumni and screenwriter Tim...

We don't deserve to have SNL alumni, and screenwriter Tim Kazurinski on the show with us...but somehow we do. We talk to him about the crazy...

It's Sharla's birthday so Drew does all the heavy lifting. Please skip this one.

We talk porn statistics in this one. You don't really need to know this stuff. Don't even worry about it.

We talk nasty with Chris Tourre And Steve Hund from the Inferior Men Podcast. They're horrible, don't listen to this one. Their podcast is g...

This one is about poop, and what your poop says about you. So you can probably skip this one.

Sharla asks horrible questions. Drew tries to answer them in earnest. Don't even bother with this one.

We talk about real dolls in this one. It's not worth it. Don't listen.

Get a glass of wine. Put on some sexy tunes. Cuddle up next to the one you love. Then both of you kill yourselves together. There're some gr...

We talk about blood. We talk about Drew's kidney stones. Whatever. Look...We're not trying to tell you what to do. But please stop listening...

We play Would You Rather, but instead of "you" we replace it with Drew. Because it ryhmes. Get it? Why are you still listening to this garba...

We play D&D kinda. Not really, but sort of. I don't know this one is mostly about human sacrifice. We hated it. You should hate it too. Plea...

The beautifully disgusting Nick and Jess De Fina join us this week. This one is about fu#$ed up foods. You may gag a bit. Also poop stories....

We have a guest this week! Abso Lutely Production's very own Drew Kordik joins in on this horrible thing we call a podcast. This one is abou...

This is our Hangover Special because we were hungover from drinking too much alcohol. This one's about how important it is to have a good te...

Still here huh? Okay. Well, We talk about torture in this one...so...You can thank Rasheeda Moore for this.

This one is about serial killers. Don't listen to it please. Thanks.

You're still listening to this? I mean...it's not gonna get any better. Fine. This one is about becoming one with things.

Diseases...this one is about diseases. We're not sure why we keep doing this. It's bad. Sorry Jessica.

This one is about babies. Don't listen to this episode. This episode is safe for work, but it isn't safe for you as a person...just sayin'.

This week: Waking up to a Ghost blow jay...or ghojob? I don't know. This one's about ghosts.

This week: Fantastic Fetishes and Where to Find them.

We are Sharla and Drew. We look up stuff that you shouldn't look up on the internet and talk about it. This one is about animals and the lov...