Get Your Shackets and Shotguns Here
Pete’s feeling the siren call of a tiny pressure cooker and Luke’s wondering why John Terry would bother ringing in to TalkSport to defend h...
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Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe and revel in the discovery of where each one takes them. From ancient history and mod...
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20 of 935 episodesWhale Stench on the Machinery
Pete recently spent half a monkey on a hotel and went to see some atrocious stand-up. Luke’s reminded of the time he saw Van Morrison comple...
The Impressive Chest of a Guatemalan Man
The UK is experiencing its millionth heatwave of the summer and the world is on fire but at least a lot of shareholder value is being genera...
Eating Rollmops in a Public Toilet
A hankering for fish on a stick can take you to strange places, as Pete recently discovered. It’s a bleak tale, but at least he’s not turnin...
The Toyota Century and 3D Printing Enthusiasts' Club
Pete’s got a vest on and isn’t sure he’s a large enough man to carry it off. The ever-supportive Luke disagrees. Today we’re reflecting on t...
Unofficial Chinese Police Stations
Bizarre stories abound on today’s show as Luke recollects when a load of covert overseas Chinese “police stations” were found in the UK and...
Bad Knees and a Hosepipe Ban
Buckle up, everyone, it’s learning time and we’re getting to the bottom of some mysteries. Why don’t animals have green fur? Why does Luke r...
Don’t Have a Whinge, Poindexter
It’s a tech-heavy one today. Luke’s suckling on the teet of Apple’s Tim Cook, Pete’s bought yet another esoteric Chinese phone and together...
Look at My Diseases
Luke reckons Jude Bellingham’s handsomeness is going underreported, Pete’s got iTunes on the brain and Mitch McConnell is having to prove he...
The Pubsman Litmus Test
Top five Daves: go. Once that’s squared away, Luke and Pete get down to the business of boozer etiquette and methodologies for sorting the t...
Doggerland and Diggerland
Prompted by the subject of air fryers, Luke reflects on the tension between his working-class and middle-class self and encourages Pete to d...
The Asthma Hour
Pete’s use of an elliptical to ease his asthma has got Luke considering a treadmill purchase. Staying on the health train, Luke confesses th...
The Unkillable Soldier
On another sweltering day in the UK, Luke and Pete’s weather and air conditioning chat prompts a wider discussion about two-tier systems for...
An Aristocratic George Bush
After a quick Mick Jagger impression, Pete struggles to remember the name of 2026’s 'it girl' and Luke is forced to come to terms with the f...
Two Hours Late for the War
Pete finds himself outnumbered in his fight against the accusation that he’s a point-scorer and Luke takes the opportunity to explain his la...
Claude's Awful Drawing
Luke recently enlisted Anthropic’s Claude to draw him a picture and the result was truly awful. He freely admits he’s a man out of time and...
An Inedible Melon
Luke’s advising Pete to proceed with caution vis à vis chlorinating his own paddling pool, but Mr Donaldson insists it’s all under control....
Richard Keys: The Musical
Pete’s been working on a number for a musical about the life and times of Richard Keys, probably not coming to a theatre near you any time s...
Knob Out All Day
At the onsen, it is customary to walk around with your old lad out. Pete, on his recent trip to Japan, followed said custom. On an entirely...
You Believe in the Moon?
Pete’s come down with a wicked case of World Cup Fever, exacerbated by the rediscovery of his ceremonial Kevin Keegan rug that will surely h...