The Panda Conspiracy
Recent geopolitical events have got Pete wondering whether he could successfully land a plane - any guesses for the response from a technolo...
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20 of 949 episodesAddicted to the Whoops Gun
How does Pete feel about manly embraces with Luke? And what does his hug attitude say about his relationship with commitment? Much to think...
Crisp 'N Dry
The food stays crisp and dry, everyone. Let’s sing about it before your esteemed hosts reflect on how frightening children’s media used to b...
Partaking of the Herbaceous Clippings
This fine Monday brings with it tales of Luke and Pete’s respective relationships with the devil’s lettuce, as well as a very nasty internet...
A Voracious Reader
We’re kicking off today’s proceedings with a jaunt down a very Scottish memory lane, as Luke and Pete reflect on Dundee’s greatest export: t...
A brief heads up would’ve been fun
Because Ed Sheeran’s got no moral backbone and all the supporting artists have sacked his tour off, we’re here with unsolicited and unhelpfu...
In a hostel with a boy from Switzerland
That’s it, we’ve decided that making fridges is far too easy now. Your favourite LAPS dancers are back to check in with the enshittification...
Corralled into AI Psychosis
Luke and Pete have got AI on the brain again and this time Anthropic and their public admissions of terrifying stuff are to blame. Chatbots,...
Air Force Pete
We open proceedings with Mr Pete Donaldson telling his good friend Luke E. Moore about his trip to Poland, during which a woman was rude to...
A Heartwarming Phone Booth Story
We kick off today’s show with a question of vital importance. What would be the most embarrassing song to be found listening to when you die...
Banished from All Bar One
It’s been a while since Luke and Pete chewed the fat, so naturally a run-down on Pete’s health is in order. How are the lungs? Is he off the...
An Act of Radio Sabotage
We’re going big on broadcasting on today’s episode, as Luke permits himself a bit of own-horn tooting vis-à-vis his versatility as a broadca...
Heading to the Wasteland for a Hard Drive
Football’s back, baby. Luke’s focus right now, though, is less on the games themselves and more on his anthropological fascination with the...
Ricky Gervais Does It Again
Being a parent to a small child is fraught with challenges, whether it be an unexpected early morning height-mogging by a tall dad or having...
Get Your Shackets and Shotguns Here
Pete’s feeling the siren call of a tiny pressure cooker and Luke’s wondering why John Terry would bother ringing in to TalkSport to defend h...
Whale Stench on the Machinery
Pete recently spent half a monkey on a hotel and went to see some atrocious stand-up. Luke’s reminded of the time he saw Van Morrison comple...
The Impressive Chest of a Guatemalan Man
The UK is experiencing its millionth heatwave of the summer and the world is on fire but at least a lot of shareholder value is being genera...
Eating Rollmops in a Public Toilet
A hankering for fish on a stick can take you to strange places, as Pete recently discovered. It’s a bleak tale, but at least he’s not turnin...
The Toyota Century and 3D Printing Enthusiasts' Club
Pete’s got a vest on and isn’t sure he’s a large enough man to carry it off. The ever-supportive Luke disagrees. Today we’re reflecting on t...
Unofficial Chinese Police Stations
Bizarre stories abound on today’s show as Luke recollects when a load of covert overseas Chinese “police stations” were found in the UK and...