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The Distraction: A Defector Podcast by Defector Media

Jul 2, 202600:47:49Sports & Recreation

It’s summer vacation season, and that means a classic Drew and Roth solo episode. Many digressions ensue, then they open up the funbag to answer real questions from real listeners, like: what’s the wildest thing they’ve...

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