AI Decoded Space. It’s a Bit Too Perfect.

This week on The Creep Dive, Jen goes fully intergalactic spiral as she uncovers the extremely unsettling fact that black holes are making noises and not just weird cosmic static, but literal sound waves that AI has now decoded. NASA picked up a low, eerie moan coming from the Perseus cluster. Totally normal black hole behaviour? Apparently, yes. But when researchers turned their attention to Sagittarius A* the one at the centre of our galaxy it got real weird. Because not only is it spinning almost as fast as physically possible… it’s also spinning directly at us. Like it knows we’re watching. Add in some machine-learned harmonics, error-correcting code embedded in the laws of physics, and a general feeling that the universe might actually be a highly efficient rendered lie, and suddenly Simulation Theory isn’t just something Elon Musk says to make dinner parties worse. Come spiral with us. Wanna hear what a black hole actually sounds like? Wanna spiral deeper into the cosmic void without ad breaks interrupting your existential crisis? Support us on and get full episodes, bonus weirdness, ad-free spirals and maybe… just maybe… a glimpse beyond the veil. (Or at the very least, behind Jen’s eyeballs as she absolutely loses it over time not being real.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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AI Decoded Space. It’s a Bit Too Perfect. is an episode from The Creep Dive by Tall Tales.

This episode is 1:03:51 long.

This episode was published on Aug 5, 2025.

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