The Future Has "No Good Outcomes" WELCOME TO THE FUTURE

The Chaser Report by Chaser Digital

Sep 2, 202616:22Comedy

In an update to our Welcome To The Future format, Charles and Dom make peace with the fact that the future is here, and unfortunately it's the future from Idiocracy. So in that spirit, drink seawater! It's got what plant...

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