The Chosen One

The Bitch Bible by PodcastOne

Jul 16, 202600:51:10Comedy

The stars have aligned to bring back El Pollo Loco’s BBQ Black Beans and the Taco Bell Enchirito just as Jackie is starting her third trimester and ravenously hungry. The universe has spoken. Jackie is the chosen one. Se...

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