Episode 365: Shocking News, Hot Snake Eyes

Summer is fast approaching and so is the next episode. We just can't believe how fast time flies. Or how SHOCKING this episode is. Scott Mullins discusses how to track your ASL games, using the ASL Archive and other methods. Matt Zajak discusses his background and his campaign games with his buddies, as well as his favorite miniature ancients rule set, favorite Advanced Squad Leader tournaments and scenarios, basically all things ASL. Most importantly Matt discusses his travels to Russia and help with the Ponyri game. We even dare to chat about our wives (and it's all good). Dave forgets that he has played 1,402 games so far. How about that opening song? The lyrics were provided by Rob Banozic and the song was performed by The 2 Half Squad Singers. It originally appeared on SHOW LINKS Box Cars Again Blog WWII Wayfinder on Youtube SHOWTIMES 00:01 Song: He's Got Really Hot Snake Eyes 04:00 Banter 08:10 Scott Mullins 26:45 Matt Zajac 1:00:05 Total Running Time REALLY HOT SNAKE-EYES (to the tune of "Bette Davis Eyes" Lyrics by Rob Banozic) His rolls are always low I've never seen 'em high His dice are never cold He's got really hot snake-eyes He'll turn the MGs on you You won't pass a check twice It's cold as East Front snow He's got really hot snake-eyes And they'll break you, they'll crit-hit you They're the bones that will defeat you They're atrocious, 'cause he always gets the Rolls that make the stacks crush God! why do I always roll so high, he's got really hot snake-eyes You like your +3 stone The place to stand and fight But all you do is moan He's got really hot snake-eyes He'll take a '1' shot on you And roll those wicked dice Until you give up, too He's got really hot snake-eyes They'll DM you, when he plays you Trash your plan with the dice he loans you They're ferocious 'cause he always gets the Rolls that make the stacks crush All the boys think it's just fine, to get really hot snake-eyes And they'll break you, they'll crit-hit you They're the bones that will defeat you They're atrocious, 'cause he always gets the Rolls that make the stacks crush All the boys think it's just fine, to get really hot snake-eyes Download this episode (right click and save)

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This episode was published on Jun 2, 2025.

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