Listener Mail: Raccoon Penis Toothpicks, FNU LNU, Rigid Airships

In this week's listener mail segment: Xevious Wrecks hips Ben and Noel to 'hillbilly toothpicks', a euphemism for raccoon penises, inspiring the guys to never see the internet again. Uncle Bosco explores how you can hack encounters with police by using the alias 'FNU LNU' (spoiler, you get in situations). Jameson reveals a conspiracy afoot with the world's standing record for IQ tests. Sergeant Will proposes that at least a few UFOs are obscure, spooky rigid airships. In our Letters From Home, Trogoldyte shares a phenomenal real-life encounter with rutabagas. They don't want you to read our book.:

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Listener Mail: Raccoon Penis Toothpicks, FNU LNU, Rigid Airships is an episode from Stuff They Don't Want You To Know by iHeartPodcasts.

This episode is 37:53 long.

This episode was published on Apr 17, 2026.

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