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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

John Brandon

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through another chunk of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono...

Episodes

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Final Fantasy XIII Part Five: Jihl Nabaat Is A Nerd

Final Fantasy XIII Part Five: Jihl Nabaat Is A Nerd Square Roots - Episode 532 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:03:10 Quest Log: 0:21:20 Level Up: 1:24:...

01:48:35Sep 28, 2026

Final Fantasy XIII Part Four: Are They Space Friends Or Are They Lesbians?

Final Fantasy XIII Part Four: Are They Space Friends Or Are They Lesbians? Square Roots - Episode 531 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:05:10 Quest Log:...

02:10:07Sep 21, 2026

Final Fantasy XIII Part Three: A Bottomless Reservoir of Chrys Points

Final Fantasy XIII Part Three: A Bottomless Reservoir of Chrys Points Square Roots - Episode 530 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:05:05 Quest Log: 0:22:...

01:39:41Sep 14, 2026

Final Fantasy XIII Part Two: A Motorcycle Made Of Lesbians

Final Fantasy XIII Part Two: A Motorcycle Made Of Lesbians Square Roots - Episode 529 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:04:30 Quest Log: 0:26:10 Level Up...

02:28:08Sep 9, 2026

Final Fantasy XIII Part One: The Sacrificial MILF, Nora

Final Fantasy XIII Part One: The Sacrificial MILF, Nora Square Roots - Episode 528 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:02:35 Quest Log: 0:29:35 Level Up: 2...

02:45:19Aug 31, 2026

Dispatch Part 4: So It's Just the End of Wild Wild West? - Episode 527

Dispatch Part 4: So It's Just the End of Wild Wild West? - Episode 527 We finished Dispatch! Wow. What a game. What else is there to say? Lo...

02:56:43Aug 25, 2026

Dispatch Part 3: Kingdom Hearts 4: A Puzzle of the Flesh

Dispatch Part 3: Kingdom Hearts 4: A Puzzle of the Flesh Square Roots - Episode 526 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:05:40 Quest Log: 0:30:15 Level Up:...

02:16:21Aug 17, 2026

Dispatch Part 2: His Name Is Mister Whisky And No One Knows If He's A Guy In A Suit

Dispatch Part 2: His Name Is Mister Whisky And No One Knows If He's A Guy In A Suit Square Roots - Episode 525 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:02:25 Qu...

02:40:36Aug 12, 2026

Dispatch Part 1: First Of All, Yes. Of Course.

Dispatch Part 1: First Of All, Yes. Of Course. Square Roots - Episode 524 We play Dispatch! It's fun. We only covered eps 1 and 2 of the gam...

02:23:37Aug 3, 2026

Legend of Dragoon Part 9: Lip Or Mustache

Legend of Dragoon Part 9: Lip Or Mustache Square Roots - Episode 523 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:07:51 Quest Log: 0:36:45 Level Up: 2:29:35 A Flesh...

02:54:52Jul 27, 2026

Legend of Dragoon Part 8: The Winglies' Plan A Is Kill A Baby Every 108 Years

Legend of Dragoon Part 8: The Winglies' Plan A Is Kill A Baby Every 108 Years Square Roots - Episode 522 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:06:20 Quest Lo...

01:52:16Jul 20, 2026

Legend of Dragoon Part 7: Daddy's Home

Legend of Dragoon Part 7: Daddy's Home Square Roots - Episode 521 Hot Gaming Gossip: There isn't any Quest Log: 0:10:24 Level Up: 1:37:36 We...

02:15:24Jul 13, 2026

Legend of Dragoon Part 6: If You'd Like to Learn More About Soa and the Great Tree, Visit Your Local Library

Legend of Dragoon Part 6: If You'd Like to Learn More About Soa and the Great Tree, Visit Your Local Library Square Roots - Episode 520 Hot...

02:11:04Jul 6, 2026

Legend of Dragoon Part 5: Rose's Vaginal Vortex

Legend of Dragoon Part 5: Rose's Vaginal Vortex Square Roots - Episode 519 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:07:45 Quest Log: 0:28:50 Level Up: 1:45:00 O...

02:14:35Jun 29, 2026

Legend of Dragoon Part 4: Bring A Knife

Legend of Dragoon Part 4: Bring A Knife Square Roots - Episode 518 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:06:40 Quest Log: 0:27:30 Level Up: 2:12:00 On this e...

02:32:04Jun 22, 2026

Legend of Dragoon Part 3: The Gayest Death Scene of All Time!

Legend of Dragoon Part 3: The Gayest Death Scene of All Time! Square Roots - Episode 517 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:05:37 Quest Log: 0:25:00 Level...

02:13:57Jun 15, 2026

Legend of Dragoon Part 2: Shana, You Should Stay Here

Legend of Dragoon Part 2: Shana, You Should Stay Here Square Roots - Episode 516 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:04:45 Quest Log: 0:42:00 Level Up: 1:5...

02:19:01Jun 9, 2026

Legend of Dragoon Part 1: LAVITZ SLAMBERT!

Legend of Dragoon Part 1: LAVITZ SLAMBERT! Square Roots - Episode 515 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:02:45 Quest Log: 0:28:50 Level Up: 2:05:00 MATT'S...

02:40:02Jun 1, 2026

Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 6: Ghost Court

Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 6: Ghost Court Square Roots - Episode 514 Hot Gaming Gossip: NOT THIS WEEK! Quest Log: 0:16:34 Level Up:...

01:50:48May 28, 2026

Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 5: I Saw Some Locking, But Not A Lot of Popping

Banishers: Ghosts of New Eden Part 5: I Saw Some Locking, But Not A Lot of Popping Square Roots - Episode 513 Hot Gaming Gossip: 0:04:15 Que...

02:14:48May 19, 2026