You Wanna Be Me So Bad

This week, Big Dipper and Meatball unpack the saga of Dipper’s old green couch before diving into Meatball’s truly harrowing run-in with a car while on her motorcycle (she’s fine!) The two compare notes after attending separate sex parties, debate why firefighters are so hot, and firmly declare burgers as a superior food. They spiral into the ethics of AI (again), somehow tie it back to horniness, and explore the unexpected benefits of a good old-fashioned dry spell. Listen to Sloppy Seconds Ad-Free AND One Day Early on MOM Plus⁠ Call us with your sex stories at 213-536-9180! Or e-mail us at ⁠sloppysecondspod@gmail.com⁠ ⁠ FOLLOW SLOPPY SECONDS ⁠ ⁠ FOLLOW BIG DIPPER ⁠ ⁠ FOLLOW MEATBALL ⁠ ⁠ SLOPPY SECONDS IS A FOREVER DOG AND MOGULS OF MEDIA (M.O.M.) PODCAST See Privacy Policy at and California Privacy Notice at .

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You Wanna Be Me So Bad is an episode from Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper & Meatball by Moguls of Media.

This episode is 01:14:51 long.

This episode was published on Mar 24, 2026.

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