Situationally Comedic Persons #12: Performance Review

SCP Archives by Pacific Obadiah

May 14, 202600:42:16Science & Medicine

"Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells us it should be relatively friendly, which definitely works i...

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