The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Scared Gay! by Paul Jordan & Pablo Escobar

Sep 7, 2026130:13TV & Film

The boys revisit 2003's The Texas Chainsaw Massacre—a remake that's meaner, nastier, and relentlessly violent. Paul and Pablo appreciate how the film yasssifies Jessica Biel wholesome 2003 image, while her hero shirt kno...

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