Ep. 51 - Fortball, It's Real Sportball

Content Warning for body horror from 25:50-28:50 We're back, and better than ever! After a momentary dip into a tabletop RPG, we're back to making jokes and- hey, stop that! What are you- give me back the descript- THE THING ABOUT STAR WARS IS THAT THEY- hey, you stop that! We gotta do a description here! We gotta- STAR WARS JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE PERSONHOOD OF BEINGS LIKE CLONES AND DROIDS- no, listen, I get that, but we have to tell the people that this week, Brianna and Clair are craving a quiet fan, fake sports, safe tattoos and- AND STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS! BECAUSE IT'S THE CLOSEST STAR WARS GETS TO CRITICIZING ITSELF- buddy! You forgot about the fan submitted craving for a smooth brain! -AGGGH STAR WARS- okay, I think you need to chill out. Maybe you'll feel better if you go play some...Fortball, It's Real Sportball! Star Wars Borcs Star Wars article mentioned in episode Wanna throw us a few bucks? Check out our Patreon: Alternatively, support black trans people here Intro and Outro Music by Clark Powell Submit your cravings at: submissions@saltcravings.com Email: contact@saltcravings.com Social Media: Facebook , Twitter , Instagram , YouTube

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Ep. 51 - Fortball, It's Real Sportball is an episode from Salt Cravings by Brianna & Clair.

This episode is 50:02 long.

This episode was published on Aug 24, 2020.

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