‘Oh my God! Your dad’s new girlfriend has entered the Wicklow Pollock Queen competition!’

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly @ The Irish Times by The Irish Times

Everybody knows about the Dalkey Lobster Festival. It’s coming up in, like, two weeks’ time, and Sorcha is already practising her walk and wave for the Parade of Lobster Queens Past, wearing the sash and crown that she’s...View more