623: Murky Dismal's Jizz Baptismal

Regular Features by Regular Features

Jul 23, 202600:32:05Comedy

Sing when you're winning. Dance when you're losing. Scream if it's a draw or, like, extra time or something. Twirl when you're being chased out of the bingo hall. And laugh, my son. Always never stop laughing. It's what...

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